Monday, August 19, 2013

A Nadir in the Foot Achin’ Blog



I can’t help it, it’s been almost three months since the last entry, and I’m starting a new retreat this afternoon. Not enough time to write a real blog entry describing what’s gone down since May, so it comes down to this: bullet points.

* I spent just under a week in Pyin Oo Lwin living the fat expat life of good restaurants, a cheap guest house with a big garden, and reliable wi-fi at a café around the corner.

* I met a young Aussie whose country count is in the 110-120 range, and he’s only in his 30s. He visited all of those places working for some NGOs and during NGO vacation time on six continents.

* We shared a taxi from Pyin Oo Lwin to Mandalay and spent a couple of days seeing the sights. I had very little interest in Mandalay from what I had heard and read, I couldn’t figure out the attraction. We avoided the main palace and the most heavily promoted pagodas, and instead visited a couple of beautiful teak meditation halls in outlying neighborhoods. We climbed Mandalay Hill, saw the Mustache Brothers’ political humor act, ate a few memorable meals on the street and a couple of forgettable ones in restaurants, and had a good time. Now my impression of Mandalay is that it is much more laid back than Yangon—and maybe a lot more fun, but I didn’t get much below the surface.

* He went his way to Colombia via Miami, I took the overnight bus from Mandalay to Nyaung Shwe, where I’d been invited to teach English for a while. I thought the classes were supposed to start the second week of June. Turns out I was almost 3 weeks early. It was the first of many instances where there was a large gap between what I was told and what the situation was.

* I got sick for the first time while I was waiting for the teaching program to begin. It was a combination of some kind of stomach flu/virus/bacteria and bronchitis. Four days in bed, three days afterwards toward full recovery. I wanted my next reincarnation immediately. I discovered the SAN Pharmacy on the main road in Nyaung Shwe. Drugs, drugs, and more drugs, many of them requiring prescriptions in the States but over-the-counter here. The woman who runs it may have a degree in pharmacy, most likely not, but she sure knows her drugs. Over the 10 weeks I spent in Nyaung Shwe she prescribed the right drug for me three times. I bought an asthma inhaler for my lungs for about $3.50 US. In Seattle I paid $24 for the last one I had, back in 2000.

* I recovered in time for some more surprises regarding the teaching program. Originally said to last for 1 month (4 weeks), it got expanded to 7 weeks. Instead of 40-50 students for 4 teachers and 2 teacher aides, it was 90 students. I had 19 all to myself, so did one other teacher; the two lower-level classes had 1 teacher and 1 aide each. It sure makes a big difference when you’re responsible for 19 students all by your lonesome.

* I got sick for the second time at the end of week 1 of teaching. This was the Big One—a stomach bacterial thing that caused me to lose 10 pounds really fast. My fellow teachers told me later that I was really scary to look at, gaunt, drawn, pale. For the better part of two weeks all I did was teach, prep for the next day of teaching, have diarrhea, and sleep. I finally went to the doctor and got a couple of killer anti-bacterials; it took me another few days to be able to keep something in my gastrointestinal tract for longer than a few hours.

* Fortunately, I had no editing assignments while I was dealing with the Big One. In hindsight it is the main regret of my Nyaung Shwe experience: when I had zero editing assignments I was too sick to go hiking in the nearby mountains, or to build relationships with monks at two nearby monasteries. Once I recovered, my editing clients sent lots of projects, motivated by an email I sent to them letting them know my plans for another long retreat in August/September.

* Weeks 3 through 6 were kind of a blur because of all the work I had to do for teaching and editing. Originally the plan was to have two teaching hours a day.  That changed to two teaching hours plus a third hour that was vaguely labeled a “conversation” hour. Conversations between 1 teacher and 19 students tend to turn into monologues pretty quickly, so the third hour morphed into another instructional hour. That meant prepping for 3 hours of class time 5 days/week. For someone who hadn’t taught in 15 years, that was a lot of prep. For the other teachers, all of them with public school backgrounds but no ESL experience, it was also a lot of prep.

* On my 60th birthday we took a trip to Kakku to see the 2,478 stupas there. It is a special place, one that has real presence in terms of Buddha dharma. 

* I got sick for the third time at the end of week six. This time it was a garden-variety cold, the kind that all teachers get while facing classrooms full of coughers and sneezers for 3 hours a day. This one only lasted 4-5 days. I only had to spend one day in bed, and the woman at the SAN Pharmacy once again came through with flying colors, recommending a medicine I’d never heard of before but worked really well.

* It’s been a long time since I taught and lived in China and Taiwan, so I had forgotten about the tradition in Asian countries that when you have a guest teacher for a period of time, and when that teacher is getting ready to leave, everyone wants to take him out to lunch or dinner, or invite her to their homes for lunch or dinner, and give gifts in appreciation. So much kindness! So many invitations! So many gifts! I’d forgotten how exhausting it can be to say goodbye in Asia. Thankfully, as I’ve mentioned before, I am taking a year off from drinking alcohol. If I drank all of the glasses of wine and beer that were offered to me during the last week of teaching, I may not have survived as well as I did.

* Now I am back in Kalaw, tying up loose ends with my editing clients and buying a few things for my retreat—a straw mat to do yoga, a couple of bags of cookies to satisfy illicit cravings while I’m eating only two meals a day, toothpaste. My wish: to regain the momentum that I lost because of the health problems and long hours teaching and prepping that got in the way of a steady practice in Nyaung Shwe. At least that’s my excuse.

* I know I will be in retreat for at least two weeks, and I hope to do four full weeks if possible. After that, I’ll rent a room somewhere and work on editing. I’ll be sure to take the time to write some real blog entries then. These bullet points will have to do for now.

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